kensington jizz rag

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!
by boss hamilton January 11, 2012
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Kensington Engagement Ring

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.
by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009
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Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.
"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."
by NGC316 February 04, 2010
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Kensington Wedding Bells

-Yo, It's 1:30 in the morning, Who the fuck is out there breaking bottles?

-Oh just some dickhead ringing the ole Kensington Wedding Bells
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Kensington kick-stand

Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.
While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.
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Kensington kite

A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.
“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”

Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”
by Yung Puck March 08, 2020
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kensington kiss

The Meaty tail part of a duck, like a Parsons nose but more ducky.
We both love the Kensington kiss sweetheart, but tonight you may have the honours.
by Vegemite or poo November 13, 2020
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