A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.
First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
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How long till you get the duck?
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
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All Kenyon College students look alike.
Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.
Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.
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