Kelly Clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.
Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson
by appointment November 08, 2020
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Kelly Clarkson Syndrome

A condition in which a vocally amazing singer/ very talented musiscian falls into a musical rut and continually produces songs that sound the same/ have very similar melodies, choruses,themes, etc.
Colbie Caillat has an incredible voice, but unfortunately she suffers from Kelly Clarkson Syndrome, so I can only listen to her songs for a little while before I get sick of them.
by chelmc April 12, 2009
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