Kristy

A Kristy is someone you take the piss out on

Oh, bloody hell Kristy is it so hard to fold up the washing

by Mailer Boy September 4, 2018

kristy

why is my nickname's definition a bad thing :(

kristy

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

Kristy

A phagocyte who assumes everyone's gender, sexuality and is a big f word

Ur such a Kristy

by 👌shaggy👌 June 12, 2018

Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021

kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.

Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again

by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021

Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile

Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy

by Hippie68 March 3, 2022

Kristy

According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.

Woah, this guy is a little kristy!

by NotDiorDIor September 3, 2022