noun, informal
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.
by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017
Get the Ketard mug.A term used to describe someone on excessive amounts of ketamine. They develop the characteristics of a dinosaur in human form, however have no normal responses of a human. Approach with caution as they are violent and stubborn creatures.
They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.
They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.
“He’s taken too much, we’ve got a ketasaurus rex in the den”
“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”
“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”
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Ketam is used to describe an individual who good at flirting with women of all ages, sizes and occupations. He is especially good at flirting with older aunties at the work place in order to increase his sales or teachers at school to get higher grades. His usual channel of flirtation is through word of mouth in front of aunties and Facebook messaging for teachers.
Ketam generally prefer older women and a study has shown that the older a woman is, the more she is attracted to Ketam
Ketam generally prefer older women and a study has shown that the older a woman is, the more she is attracted to Ketam
Did Keith deleted all the conspicuous messages he has with Ms. Xana, who is older than him and is a teacher?
Yes, he did! I suspect that he is afraid that her boyfriend might find out that he is flirting with her. Keith is being such a Ketam.
How did Keith manage to earn so much selling mooncakes?
He pulled a Ketam on all the older aunties by exchanging verbal and physical flirtation for mooncake sales.
Yes, he did! I suspect that he is afraid that her boyfriend might find out that he is flirting with her. Keith is being such a Ketam.
How did Keith manage to earn so much selling mooncakes?
He pulled a Ketam on all the older aunties by exchanging verbal and physical flirtation for mooncake sales.
by xmooooooooox January 4, 2018
Get the ketam mug."What's up with the spaced out feaky guy in the corner?" "Don't worry about him man, he's Ketamized"
by Ketmister October 4, 2007
Get the ketamized mug.by Tom The Don September 30, 2011
Get the ketafart mug.Firstly ketamine is not a horse tranquiliser, it is a SEDATIVE that has been used in large animals in the past, but is mainly used in hospitals on human patients with no past medical history.
Ketamine origanally comes in liquid form, when used recreatinaly and medically this can be injected.
Although when usong recreationally it is most commonly snorted.
Firstly you have to cook the k up, this can be done in a few ways, dried naturally, on the cooker, in the oven, in the microwave.
Whichever way its done the liquid needs to evaparate, leaving a crystal like substance.
When the k had cooled down this substance is then ground down into a powder.
This powder is then racked up into lines and snorted.
When you snort a line of k you have what we call a grace period, It is the time before the k takes over your body, the time that you know its coming and its gonna fuck u up, a bit like waiting to come up on a pill but more intense.
This length of this grace period depends, it can be anywhere between 10 seconds and 10 minutes. It depends on the perason taking it, their tolerance to k, the size of the line they snorted, the quality of the k.
Once the grace period is over and the k kicks in the forst felling you get is that something had been missing but now your whole again its like the k has come home, where it should be, and then you enter the k worlds.
You can pretty much keep a level of control on k unless you slip inot a hole.
A k hole is the most intense trip, you travel to different worlds, different planes, you dont just experience this universe, you experience 20 others. However you dont do it as a human because you dont realise your human, probably because you dont think to question it, any type of reality goes out the window.
A k hole is an amazing place and the prescence of k is something that nobody should be denied.
Ketamine origanally comes in liquid form, when used recreatinaly and medically this can be injected.
Although when usong recreationally it is most commonly snorted.
Firstly you have to cook the k up, this can be done in a few ways, dried naturally, on the cooker, in the oven, in the microwave.
Whichever way its done the liquid needs to evaparate, leaving a crystal like substance.
When the k had cooled down this substance is then ground down into a powder.
This powder is then racked up into lines and snorted.
When you snort a line of k you have what we call a grace period, It is the time before the k takes over your body, the time that you know its coming and its gonna fuck u up, a bit like waiting to come up on a pill but more intense.
This length of this grace period depends, it can be anywhere between 10 seconds and 10 minutes. It depends on the perason taking it, their tolerance to k, the size of the line they snorted, the quality of the k.
Once the grace period is over and the k kicks in the forst felling you get is that something had been missing but now your whole again its like the k has come home, where it should be, and then you enter the k worlds.
You can pretty much keep a level of control on k unless you slip inot a hole.
A k hole is the most intense trip, you travel to different worlds, different planes, you dont just experience this universe, you experience 20 others. However you dont do it as a human because you dont realise your human, probably because you dont think to question it, any type of reality goes out the window.
A k hole is an amazing place and the prescence of k is something that nobody should be denied.
by *B* January 1, 2007
Get the Ketamine mug.1. A microwave in which a massive amount of ketamine is cooked over a long period of time.
2. A term used to describe a microwave that cooks more ketamine than food.
2. A term used to describe a microwave that cooks more ketamine than food.
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