Cowboy kaiden

Cowboy kaiden is a dude who goes to a school. He wants to be a cowboy so everyone calls him cowboy kaiden or just cowboy. He is also hot and has nice muscles

Cowboy kaiden is getting those gains.

by Girlyoullneverknow April 5, 2022

Dirty Kaiden

the greatest sex ever (12 inches), he's way better than you.

oh your such dirty Kaiden, I wish I was like you

by TheTruthisMe_69 June 12, 2022

kaiden

one kaiden is a HOT mofo but the rest are UGLY asf... he is very charming and funny, he will care and support you with everything =) no matter what. he will jam games with you and be your friend forever, always keep kaiden by your side. p.s QUEENSLANDER

HEYY BISHHH

IS THAT KAIDEN
OMG YESSSS
WE NEED TO BE HIS FRIEND

FOR SURE BRO

by Todxi November 17, 2020

Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009

Kaiden

Loves dick

Oh you see that kid kaiden hes so homo

by Dnxiw0qjdb May 29, 2020

Kaiden

He is good at games. Eats alot of pork i tell you. He is the king of raging.

Oh i wanna be kaiden.

by Ali baba why u being a paigon October 25, 2019

Kaiden

Kaiden is a unisex name with qualities that apply to both genders. Kaidens are nearly always extremely attractive and physically fit and strong (abs, big booty etc). They usually have very alluring captivating eyes that can make a straight person gay. A female Kaiden my be part of the lgbt community. Kaidens can be extremely social and popular or introverted and prefer a tiny circle than a big crowd. Personality wise they can be the kindest most compassionate person ever to the most rude, aggressive and cocky person ever and sometimes very ghetto. Kaidens are usually very athletic too (some dont know) excelling in all sports, especially basketball. Anything they put their mind into becomes possible. They tend to be slightly nerdy too, with interests in marvel/dc and/or anime.

Stranger 1: “Wow your eyes are so pretty”

A Kaiden: “Tell me sum ion know”

Stranger 2: “Why do you speak like that?”
Same Kaiden: “ Yo ass gotta problem??”

by mainnnnwhodfisu February 2, 2020