just bros

you know, when you're just bros.

Jonny wanted to sodomize Andrew, but they were just bros.

by Keldraw January 30, 2018

My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

i just broke my wrist

What happens when you are whippin' like a chef (ouu)

Damn my nigga I just broke my wrist while cooking like a chef! Shiiit... I'm whippin' like Lil Pump

by Yung Perc July 14, 2017

Just browsing

What you tell a crossing guard when you go to the parent pick up line at a school and they ask which is yours.

Child rapist: *Pulls up next to crossing guard in the parent pick up line*
Crossing guard: Which one is yours?
Child rapist: Oh I'm just browsing.

by The truth about what is real April 19, 2021

I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

I just had a brown baby boy

When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy

Abby: OOps i just had a brown baby boy

by Abby HEielma June 2, 2003

i just know its brown

opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown

Friend 1: She ugly as fuck lookin like dobby ass ho
Friend 2: i just know its brown

by theguyshetoldyounottoworryabou March 20, 2023