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Jumanji Fuck

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A fuck fest that includes all animals that are obtainable.
Wanna have a Jumanji Fuck with my pets?
by Trooper183 November 17, 2020
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Jumanji Titties

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HUGE Bazzoka sized natural tits.
Damn you seen Shaniqua?! That hoe got them Jumanji Titties!
by Thatone Ninja March 14, 2008
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Jumanji jambalaya

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Where you and your significant other goes into a haunted house together and right before the end is near you pants them pull out your 'sausage' shove it in her behind while taking hot sauce and dumping it in her mouth and on her face and if she doesn't scream jumanji before the end you have to redo the haunted house over
Allison wanted to go to a haunted house and Jonathan said he will take her to a jumanji jambalaya instead
by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021
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Jumanji Pussy

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I should have known that my fiancee has a jumanji pussy, now she's my wife and I'm stuck in that game.
by Fly Felix February 18, 2022
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Jumanji Gift

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A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.
Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.

“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023
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Jamaican Jumanji

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This is a sexual act that involves two guys double-teaming one girl. One guy is getting oral while standing and the other is penetrating the girl from the back(doggy style). This is so the womans back is facing the sky and can be used as a flat surface for a boardgame. Then you and your friend can battle it out while double-teaming a hoochie mamma.
My friend Jon and I were playing battle ship while doing this hooker, it was the best Jamaican Jumanji i've ever had!
by Dsmith31 January 4, 2006
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sexy jumanji

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The biggest college orgy you could ever imagine. Everyone on the history of the planet should participate in a sexy jumanji at least once in their lifetime.
Person knocking on college dorm room: What the f*ck is going on in there?
People inside the room in harmony: Hold on a second we’re in the middle of a sexy jumanji!
Person outside: Damn it! I knew I should’ve gotten here sooner
by Pombearswillie May 15, 2018
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