A-million-to-Juan

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

by tedwilli9 December 9, 2008

juancock

a nickname for Jeon Jungkook of bts, the nickname implying that jungkook has a big dick.

Damn juancock can dick me down any day of the week.

by jnopejiminssi October 9, 2019

juan deag

alternate spelling of one-deag, the Counter-Strike term for killing someone with a deagle bullet to the face

dude: OH LET ME JUST CROUCH HERE IN TRAINYARD
randy: *kills dude with a deagle headshot*
randy: JUAN DEAG

by unasslayerofgods February 2, 2009

Juan Farkall

The number one ticket holder for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League Football Club.

The Sharks don't have much, but I suppose they have Juan Farkall.

by NRL August 21, 2006

Juan Out

To Juan Out means to consistently under-perform, be late or not show up to events. Inevitably there's always that one person who can't make it to the meeting, skips class, or struggles to do the bare minimum. Always must have that one...that juan's out.

Did Rob bring the beer to the pot luck like he said?

Nah man! And I just knew he wouldn't.

Ugh, just like Rob to Juan out.

by Musculado October 4, 2010

Bishop Don Magic Juan

1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School

Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?

A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!

by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005

SOUPY JUAN

IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN

I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 5, 2011