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juanita chavez

she is such a chicken. she thinks she is the best which maybe she is, but she is still such a chicken.
juanita chavez is such a chicken!”
by jimmy johns factory October 12, 2020
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Juanita's Law

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022
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Juanitza

A beautiful Dominican girl with the most gorgeous curls and beautiful personality. She has a big butt and chest. She has the most beautiful foxy eyes that you just can’t get enough of. If you ever find yourself a Juanitza never let her go, she will lighten up your day and never fail to put a smile on your face with her jokes that aren’t meant to be jokes.
Girl1: Omg is that Juanitza!! I want to be her friend

Girl2: Omg me too! Let’s go talk to her
by Juanitza December 5, 2024
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Hispanic Becky (Juanita)

Basic Hispanic/ Latina girl; zero flavor; white washed. Thinks she’s better than she actually is. Is the joke people are laughing about.
Mira esa Juanita allá se cree una diosa.

Translation: look at that Hispanic Becky (Juanita) over there, she thinks she’s a goddess.
by 6666xx November 5, 2021
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