Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry

The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.

by shmitters April 29, 2022

Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.

“Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”

by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022

jorts

A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”

“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”

by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

by jorts_man March 21, 2011