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John Paul Jones

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Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.
John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.
by The Incredible Myself September 20, 2005
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John Paul Jones

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The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.
John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.
by kt_mcq January 12, 2009
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John-Paul Link

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The act of watching pornography in front of others, particularly in a school class
Did you see what Jim did in class? Real John-Paul Link Act
by Trent>James October 11, 2022
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Used to describe any hairstyle.

John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.

If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-destructs, so don't touch it
Question: "Master Chief vs Goku"
Answer: John Paul Jones Hair
by Shane Casey March 21, 2008
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The greatest musicians ever.
John: cool ass glasses

Paul: the best one and turtle voice

George: dat JAWLINE doe
Ringo: Thomas was a tank engine with 6 smol wheelz
John,Paul,George and Ringo are the coolest bc they’re the bloody Beatles
by British Porygon April 18, 2023
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John Paul II

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The only canonized Saint involved in pedophilia scandal
John Paul II protected pedophile priests when he was Archbishop of Krakow in Poland
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John Paul Jones

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The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.
John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.
by rome clone November 11, 2004
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