Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014
Get the johannes bogaards mug.1. A man that is extremely good at giving the women the fingers in their clam.
2. A man that is really laid back and easy with the ladies. Like a player but treats the girls like shit and they still love him.
2. A man that is really laid back and easy with the ladies. Like a player but treats the girls like shit and they still love him.
1. Mike is johnnie rocketfingers
2. See that, he is just playing johnnie rocketfingers to get in with her.
2. See that, he is just playing johnnie rocketfingers to get in with her.
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A derivative of the term "cashed,"(as in Johnny Cash), meaning the contents of the bowl of a marijuana pipe or bong have been depleted and requires replenishing in order to further indulge.
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"Man I am so fucking baked, lets smoke another bowl. Aw shit dude, the bowl is Johnnied, empty that shit and pack another."
"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"
"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"
by Jan N. September 22, 2005
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Is a very talented individual, he speaks from the heart, he can be very genuine and likes to help people. He is often known for bridging people together. He is peaceful and calm but he also knows how to party and be a total goofball. He’s stylish and knows exactly what to wear to drive the ladies crazy. He’s chill and relaxed I’m just the right way to make you want to get to know him and feel secure around him. He knows how to treat a lady. He lives for his family. He’s into outdoors and sports and is a great athlete and teammate. He loves the outdoors.
Is a very talented individual, he speaks from the heart, he can be very genuine and likes to help people. He is often known for bridging people together. He is peaceful and calm but he also knows how to party and be a total goofball. He’s stylish and knows exactly what to wear to drive the ladies crazy. He’s chill and relaxed I’m just the right way to make you want to get to know him and feel secure around him. He knows how to treat a lady. He lives for his family. He’s into outdoors and sports and is a great athlete and teammate. He loves the outdoors.
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Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005
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by Meeeeeeeeeeeee2314 June 1, 2020
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See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
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