To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.
Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!
Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!
Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.
by sandikun December 4, 2019
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She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
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a wild pokemon that can not be caught and knows only one attack: Roar. when jobius grows to level 36 Roar evolves into the more powerful attack Epic Roar
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used ROAR!"
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"
Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"
Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
by jobiusroar19 December 5, 2010
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Get the Jobbie mug.1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.
2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.
2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.
by S. P. Lambert December 31, 2007
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Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Bronando: You're jobist, bro
by i just really love sunshine December 18, 2011
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