jimmers

a midget hanging from ones neck by a chain

yo yo my jimmers is bling blingin'

by skim October 25, 2003

Jimmey Rigger

Someone who can turn absolutely anything into something spectacular.

Jimmey just physically jumped off the Empire States Building; on the way down he managed to eat dinner, phone his mom and two sisters, book a massage appointment, buy some Microsoft stock, sign a few autographs, broker a deal for world peace, build a re-usable space craft that not only could shuttle himself safely to the ground, but managed to book several flight plans to the moon. Jimmey Rigger never had time to use the space craft though to land safely, he had to cut his fall short to drop in on the 63 floor for a dental appointment.

by Dan Rigger September 10, 2011

jimmerjammer

schlong

Call me King Jimmerjammer

by KD November 14, 2002

jimmering

Jimmering is a transitional phase from stable and predictable output to an ever increasing erratically funny conversion to a babbling life of the party. This transition is usually the result of a catalyst alcohol based liquid, often times Tequila but can be a number of others...

She seemed so reserved until after a few shots and then the jimmering began....

by sweet donnab March 3, 2010

Jimmered

The act of ejaculating into your partners eye from great distance with incredible acuracy.

Nailed her in the eye from 10 feet away! She's got jimmered!

by Dizzire February 26, 2011

Jimmerin

Cash'n it up from the half also known as rain man

i was bored during alab so i went to the gym and started jimmerin

by Jaleen Rose May 18, 2011

Jimmer Roy

To succeed at something in a County Style manner. Related to a "Jimmer" (too succeed).

Used more in context for undergoing something "For Dale" and being successful.
see "to pull a Jimmer Roy"

I ran that stop sign and pulled a Jimmer roy. Did it For Dale"

by NAPETR January 21, 2022