Jumbo Schleechum

Jumbo Schleechum is a slang term used to describe the physical and habitual characteristics of a large, nasty, smelly, hairy, whorish, mammoth of a woman. A Jumbo schleechum is not as bad as a Yetti but far worse than your average band nerd.

I got drunk at this redneck bar in the middle of no where. When i woke the next morning, I had a phone number in my pocket. I called the number and the person on the other end sounded like a man and here name was Bosefis. This woman, Bosefis, could quite possibly, and most definetely be a Jumbo Schleechum.

by Fatzak and Taylor May 11, 2006

Jumbo Shrimp

First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.

Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."

Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"

Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"

Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"

by lombard116 October 18, 2010

Jumbo Shrimp

A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.

The target audience is long-distance couples.

"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'

by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010

Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome

1. (n) A temporary, debilitating condition whereby a student overthinks an exam question and mentally jumbles up similar concepts, leading to extreme confusion, frustration, and panic during the test. Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome is the unproven leading cause of exam failure and is usually a result of last-minute cramming. Typically affects STEM students.

1. "Man, I totally just confused the steps of the citric acid cycle with those of the urea cycle on that biochemistry exam. I definitely suffered from Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome."

2. "Was number 8 A or B? I totally had Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome and confused the definitions."

3. "I wish I hadn't crammed for this test. I have a feeling that I'm going to get Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome when we're asked about mitosis and meiosis. I always confuse them!"

4. "I failed. I had really bad Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome during that exam! I kept going back and forth between A and D; I couldn't remember the study material well enough and kept justifying both answers to myself. I started panicking and ended up just questioning everything I knew in the middle of the test."

by biochemisCry April 7, 2020

Jess the Jambo singer

The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.

"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "

by Jazzybigdik October 24, 2019

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

Jumbo Shrimp

One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.

"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, he's a jumbo shrimp."

by "ode" April 9, 2006