Jewelina - (Gee-Willy-NAH):
1.A Micro-Micropenis. The term used for a micropenis measuring the smallest in comparison to all other micropenises.
2.Any fully erect micropenis that measures in under Two Inches.
Origin:
Jewe: Latin word for “Micropenis” +
Lina: Greek word “Extremely Small” or “The Smallest Ever”
1.A Micro-Micropenis. The term used for a micropenis measuring the smallest in comparison to all other micropenises.
2.Any fully erect micropenis that measures in under Two Inches.
Origin:
Jewe: Latin word for “Micropenis” +
Lina: Greek word “Extremely Small” or “The Smallest Ever”
“I always knew Josh’s micropenis was a little bit on the smaller end of the spectrum. Even when Guinness announced their search for the Ultimate Jewelina, I never would have Imagined the greatest, sexiest, and tiniest little dick on the planet was just underneath the front of Josh’s completely flattened panties!”
by JewelinaJewelz June 15, 2021
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Jewliangaming Is a term for foster child's, who dox their forcefully married boyfriends. Jewliangaming's are typically very addicted to cocaine, meth and Minecraft. Usually Jewlian's Try to steal Girlfriends (Which Exclusively only can have the name 'Jess Elise') and fails due to them already having a boyfriend picked up from a magic mike show. ~
Even though being a jewliangaming is hard in life, He respects the holy Trinity in which in his pastafarianism religion requires them to pray in Sevenoaks (One of the most religious locations in the bible) once a day.
Jewliangamings require to state the most important prayer every day which follows as:
"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen." Whilst eating chicken parmigiana.
Even though being a jewliangaming is hard in life, He respects the holy Trinity in which in his pastafarianism religion requires them to pray in Sevenoaks (One of the most religious locations in the bible) once a day.
Jewliangamings require to state the most important prayer every day which follows as:
"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen." Whilst eating chicken parmigiana.
You are acting like a "Jewliangaming"
Hello Mrs Thompsett. Your child is acting like a Jewliangaming.
Do you follow the holy prayers of our leader Jewliangaming.
Hello Mrs Thompsett. Your child is acting like a Jewliangaming.
Do you follow the holy prayers of our leader Jewliangaming.
by ChosenDean November 17, 2023
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