Jew

1-A derogatory remark or title given to someone not willing to share food or other items.

2-The official first name of anyone born of Jewish culture.

Ex 1-John: Who should I try to mooch off of at lunch?

Bob: Try anyone but Justin. He's a Jew with his food.

Ex 2- Katey: Can you loan me a quarter?
David:No.
Katey:Jew.

Ex-3 Irvin: Who is that over there?
Luke: The kid with curly brown hair? Oh, thats the Jew.

by Mr. Monty's Magic Stick January 26, 2010

Jew

A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue

Woh! Look a Jew :D

by gir is great May 31, 2011

Jew

People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)

Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults!
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*

by dsgvvbsdkufbgs January 17, 2011

Jew

A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).

The world is obsessed with Jews. Therefore, the world should get a life.

by sdhgdhdtjhdfjnmfdyjfry November 29, 2006

Jew

Jew can sometimes be used by wanna be gangsters normally from London areas as a form of affection for a female.

They use the word Jew so gang friends won’t see that they are being cute to a gyal.

For example ….. your my Jew or Jew You

by TheRoADMan24 June 15, 2022

Jew

Jew (Verb)

To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.

Ted: I get paid like $200 dollars a month to water plants man.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.

by Tyler Vanston August 8, 2007

Jew

Jews are whiter versions of white people... they're smarter, with shitier hand-eye coordination.

Hi, I'm Jewish. Let me help you with your taxes.

by copernicusmike September 17, 2007