cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.

The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

by Arsian August 4, 2006

Juggling The Tube Steak

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time

The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

by SilencedVoices May 20, 2018

beat juggling

In the DJ world, beat juggling is the art of taking two of the same records either digital or analog, then placing them both on each turntable or virtual deck. The DJ can then manipulate the song creating a new pattern, loop, and extended track. Beat Juggling is an effective way to learn mixing and blending. It is also commonly used in competitions to display the art of turntablism.

The DJ was beat juggling at the party last night, it was fresh!

by DJ Rock TEE July 25, 2019

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

The funniest damn thing I've ever heard in my life...too bad it had to come from something so mainstream.

You're a cock-juggling-thunder-cunt...bitch.

by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

nut juggling

It is when a girl or homosexual is having sex with 2 or more males, and they are juggling multiple sets of balls with either their mouth or hand

man#1:tha bitch couldnt handle the multi nut juggling last night, she kept dropping mine
man#2:mine were handled nicely, i was lucky and got the mouth

by m&em April 18, 2009

Nut juggling thunder cunt

A girl that is a bitch/hoe/slut/Boppa at your lunch table and or work place. Has a great body from the feet up with either blond or brown hair. Wears extensive earings and lives in a gated community.

Wow that girls hot! (Freind1) Naa man that girls at Nut juggling thunder cunt, she sits at my lunch table. (Friend2) Oh thats a shame. (Friend1)

"At lunch table" Dude did you see the new Tosh.o last night?(Friend1) Omg why would you watch that show!(Nut juggling thunder cunt)

by nutbustn69 April 29, 2011

Juggling Willies

The act of sucking mad dicks at one time in a festive manner.

"No way! i saw that slam pig last weekend over at the VFW Juggling Willies"

"Hey where did Mike go? Oh, hes down behind 711 Juggling willies (for meth)"

"Yo bro call up that slut sister of yours so she can juggle our willies"

"holy titty fucking christ can this bitch juggle some willies or what?!?"

by HotRodthaPenatrator April 13, 2009