jahonied

completely stoned out your ass

maaan i got stonie jahonied last night

by criptich May 22, 2017

Jahoonus

(n) a nice cold bepis

Someone who is an asshole to everyone except for a select few people

(n) 'why is my Jahoonus small?"
"Man that guy is such a Jahoonus" "yeah, except his friends, what an ass"

by the worst man ever October 31, 2017

Jahonna

She is kind and sweet but can be a bitch at times. She will have your back unless there's a snake. She is short and a pussy bitch but she is one of the coolest friends to have. She will give you a hard time and you'll have the best time too. If you don't have a Jahonna in your life you are missing out!

Rebecca: Who is that bad bitch?

Tony: That's Jahonna!

by AlphaHale26 September 12, 2019

The great jahoogie

The act of fisting yourself with a rubber fist.

Today was a rainy day, there for kyle locked the door and did the great jahoogie while listen to smooth jazz.

by justinbasketball November 6, 2010

Jahida

Is derived from the arabic trinconstonantal root word 'ja-ha-da' which means to strive. Jahida being in the feminine order therefore means 'she who is striving'. The masculine term would simply be Jahid.

Jahida is mainly used as a girl's name.

by JJ7 June 18, 2008

Jaboda

The coolest type of guy ever. Well, except the whole USC thing; but, basically a super cool cat. Chances are, he's cooler than you.

-Hey, where's Jaboda
-Idk dude, probably doing something awesome.

by samuraicarrot November 21, 2011

Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.

Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.

by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011