Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

by Church_of_memes August 2, 2016

jacob morris

jacob morris is a man slag and he likes nicole

person one: oi see him over there

person two: yeah he’s such a jacob morris

by iphone2 March 11, 2020

jacob montgomery

Big and chubby dude who usually sits in the couch and eats pork rinds all day

He is so jacob montgomery right now!

by peter34 December 14, 2013

jacob morgan

fat gay ass motherfucker with an annoying ass voice, or a guy who constantly has his pants down

god you are such a jacob morgan acting with your pants hanging down

by Autistic screech August 17, 2017

jacob myers

Incredibly hot beast
Loves basketball
Giant penis

That guy is such a "Jacob Myers"

by Skyler Plummer July 25, 2016

Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for

Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed”

by aisurruu May 23, 2021

Jacob McNaught

straight up fucking retard

Jacob McNaught is doing VCAL

by MR JEW282 June 18, 2019