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jacksonville jackpot

More than five guys using the same pussy to jack into, once the girl is all filled up she yells jackpot and queefs all the cum out on everyone.
Shatonday was travelling to Jacksonville on JetBlue airlines when five men propositioned her and cumming in her vag. This then brought about the creation of the Jacksonville jackpot. By the time they were in Jacksonville the plane was covered in cum.
by Vainy Shaft January 3, 2017
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jacksonville

A city in In Northern Florida approximately 30 miles south of the Georgia state line. A city ran by the mojorly hypocritical First Baptist Church of Jacksonville. Also ran as a dictatorship for the majorly uptight neurotic Moral Majority, Semi-professional Redneck, Good-ol-boy system.
First Baptist Church of Jax, The better
Jacksonville planning Authority and just about any over confident, arrogant for no real reason, completely Stupid fucking redneck groups.
by The Regulator April 15, 2005
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Jacksonville Florida

From killer smog caused by factory pollutants to the gangs on moncrief road, Jacksonville is the place for your family and kids to come, downtown Jacksonville looks like a cut city off the walking dead with homeless people mindlessly roaming the streets and every corner, food hospitality is great just make sure you bring your bulletproof vest down to the local McDonalds and the low life scum of down town is phenomenal, as we get closer to the edges of Jacksonville you have Jacksonville beach, Red Tide, that dead fish smell and your local prostitute can all be found here don’t stay under the unfinished boardwalk for too long you might be ambushed by gangs and homeless people. North side is Rednecks and EastSide is the suburbs and WestSide is Gangs and Southside is upper class, don’t even get me started on the Terrible roads and unfinished construction that have been here for the past 30 years. The roads are all torn up and cracks and pot holes, and while your here get robbed and murdered at the half closed Regency mall, and the only solace is the St.Johns Towncenter and The Avenues Mall.
Person 1: Wyd today in Jacksonville Florida?

Person 2: Going to the Towncenter or Avenues Mall you?

Person 1: Yes me too that’s the only thing to do!
by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019
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Jacksonville jack in a box

You are recieving a rim job when you shart in the rimer's mouth with great force
Hey man, last night i gave her the Jacksonville jack in a box and she loved it.
by Spawj May 20, 2014
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8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida

schizophrenics headquarters
"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."
by NiggerMauler23 March 19, 2022
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Jacksonville

It has the largest city proper population in the state of Florida, but is somehow not as well known as Miami, Tampa, Orlando, or even Tallahassee. It is a very large city with absolutely nothing special about it, and there is absolutely no reason to go there ever.

It has a high crime rate and a beach (something very hard to come by in Florida). Oh yeah, they also have the most forgettable team in the NFL. The architecture is also underwhelming. It is not known for any good universities museums or culture. Jacksonville personified would be that guy at the office that you for got existed years ago even though he sits 3 desks from you.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to Jacksonville for vacation.

Person 2: Jacksonville NC?

1: No...

2. Oregon?

1. No...

2. Mississippi?

1. NO, that is JACKSON ... I meant Florida.

2. You mean like Disney World?

1. No.

2. Is that close to Miami Beach?

1. No.

2. How about no.

1. Ok.
by Flick507 June 1, 2011
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Jacksonville

A city in North Florida that almost seems out of place in Florida
Jacksonville, Florida.......Shouldn't it be Jacksonville, Georgia!!!!!!???????
by Palmetto March 13, 2005
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