Justin Bieber 

The reason I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...

Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.

Justin Bieber by The Adorkable One October 2, 2013

Justin Bieber Syndrome 

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.

I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

Justin Bieber Syndrome by C1pt5n A6es3me May 4, 2015

justin bieber 

the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia

"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"

justin bieber by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009

Justin Bieber 

Cancerous songs

Y u such a Justin Bieber butt hole

Justin Bieber by Dat gurl January 18, 2017

Justin Bieber 

Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. Adored by 10-14 year old's nationwide.

OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.

QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber by Scramblez November 29, 2009

Justin Bieber parents 

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.

Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!

Justin Bieber parents by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011

Justin Bieber Syndrome 

It's a syndrome where little girls vigorously defend fellow "singer" Justin Bieber and say that he is "the best musician in the world". Along with that claim, most Bieber fans hate rock and metal music, and say that rock 'n roll/metal is music for "devil worshipers".

Most Justin Bieber fans also like: The Jonas Brothers, Naked Brothers Band, Tokio Hotel, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy, just to name a few other untalented "musicians".

Justin Bieber fan: OMG JUSTIN IS NO EFFIN HOT I SO WANNA MEET HIM N GIT HIZ AUTAGRAFFFFFFF
Me: You have the Justin Bieber Syndrome...
Justin Bieber fan: NO I DONT!! I JUST GOT MILLIONS OF PICS OF HIM IN MY ROOM AND I HAVE ALL HIS SONGS ON MY IPOD!!!
Me: Precisely.

Justin Bieber Syndrome by JustinBiebersucks June 19, 2010