Jedi

Jedi is cockney-rhyming slang meaning "Red Eye"

Red eye being one of the symptoms of being stoned/high/gurning/lean/under the influence.

You should of seen me the other night, smoked half an ounce, had a proper Jedi.

by S0LDIER. January 26, 2008

jedi

adj. meaning an impressive acrobatic skill.

-Did you see that guy do a backflip?
-Yah it was so jedi!

by The Cat's Pyjamaz October 17, 2008

jedi

A description of a cool event, such as one that shows mad skillz.

Damn. That flip was Jedi.

by Sonny Minhas January 12, 2005

jedi

A loser who can't hold a match to a Sith Lord! Usualy ranting on about proffecies and what not.

Anakin was a Jedi before he woke up and smelled the bacon and became a Sith.

by Darth_`Eowyn September 9, 2006

jedi

1. A group, or "order" of individuals who can read minds, float things yadda yadda. who every one with not much of a life wishes they where.

2. Most brits, when pushed into saying what religion they are will say, jedi.

1.
geeky kid - man those jedi knights are sooooo cool, i wanna be one (making pathetic lightsabre noises and waving an invisible sword)

2.
Researcher - so sir, what religion are you?
Guy - erm, let me see.
Researcher - come on sir, its not a difficult question is it?
Guy - eeerrrmmm. Jedi?

by TuBsy June 19, 2005

Jedi

In terms of haircuts a Jedi is simply a "rat tail" only it is grows from the far left or right on the back on your head not in the middle.

"Check out the Jedi on that dude"

by Willl Leonard July 20, 2008

Jedi

Weak creatures who fear the true nature of the Force. They seek to manipulate all who are strong in the Force, and fear that they will be surpassed by their underlings. They are fools!

1) "Master" Yoda ran to Degobah to escape the Sith and the true nature of the Force.
2)You suck Jedi.

by LORD REVAN! April 18, 2005