Get the janelmug. Noun; Oddly resembling Snooki (if she had a pretty face and/or any redeeming qualities, seriously what does America see in Snooki?), Janell is the most beautiful girl alive. Though the aforementioned Snooki resemblance can be misleading, the resemblance is only one seen from a distance. A Janell also possesses inner beauty to a great extent, though this is often hard to see given her awesome rockin titties and an ass fit for a porno star. Sorry its getting graphic.
Bitch 1: Wow Nick is hella lucky to have Janell, she is so pretty and nice, and he looks like a Nazi propaganda drawing of a Jew.
Susie: Yeah, she'd look good in anything, but he'd only look good in a cattle car. Did I say that out loud? Oh and don't say hella you stupid bitch.
Susie: Yeah, she'd look good in anything, but he'd only look good in a cattle car. Did I say that out loud? Oh and don't say hella you stupid bitch.
by NicklovesJanell November 18, 2012
Get the Janellmug. 
fun energetic little ball of chicken nuggets
sick a$$ softball player
swindler of homework
bear down
The most athletic person who cares for others and makes them laugh when people are sad also very energetic with a big cute smile and is also very beautiful
sick a$$ softball player
swindler of homework
bear down
The most athletic person who cares for others and makes them laugh when people are sad also very energetic with a big cute smile and is also very beautiful
by can of awesome sauce February 23, 2017
Get the Janellemug. by bbfan447 September 5, 2020
Get the janellousmug. Goddess of all beautiful, kind and deep, said to live among humans in successive incarnations throughout time. Her gaze can be the doom of the bravest of men and her smile can light up the darkest of situations.
Among other things, Janelle is said to be the only woman who has ever stimulated both the body and mind of Santiago, the argentinian sex god. Often tall, with long hair and immense beauty and sex appeal. Her aura is unmatched and her presence carries any room she enters. If you meet a Janelle you’ll never forget her or how she left you in awe.
Janelle is a loving , caring , beautiful friend. She has a sense of humor that is off the charts. She will care about you when your down or hurt. She will be right there for you when you need her. It’s easy to find a Janelle , but hard to let go of one. If you have a Janelle in your life, make sure she doesn’t leave. She is the definition of power woman !
Among other things, Janelle is said to be the only woman who has ever stimulated both the body and mind of Santiago, the argentinian sex god. Often tall, with long hair and immense beauty and sex appeal. Her aura is unmatched and her presence carries any room she enters. If you meet a Janelle you’ll never forget her or how she left you in awe.
Janelle is a loving , caring , beautiful friend. She has a sense of humor that is off the charts. She will care about you when your down or hurt. She will be right there for you when you need her. It’s easy to find a Janelle , but hard to let go of one. If you have a Janelle in your life, make sure she doesn’t leave. She is the definition of power woman !
- Check out Natalie Portman... I'm so in love with her... she's like Janelle to me !
- Dude.. you don't know what you are talking about
- Dude.. you don't know what you are talking about
by MythicalAbundance November 23, 2021
Get the Janellemug. by Polly Wally October 26, 2010
Get the Janellmug.