Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.

My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019

Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.

Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!

by cinciguy010101 July 30, 2011

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

jalapeño

A baby javelina.

Aww, it’s just a little jalapeño!

by Elikabeth October 28, 2021

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Jalapeño jay

A woman who has Siracha stuck in her teeth and gives a guy a blowjob is a jalapeño jayer

Guy 1: I was at a party and This girl gave me a jalapeño jay!
Guy 2: didn’t that burn??
Guy 1: a little bit but she was sooo hit

by Bitchwhore223445 January 14, 2024

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023