This bizarre creature hails from the magical island called the Phillipines and is extremely aggressive due to territorial habits. In its pastime, this bizarre creature likes to get on video games, such as "Fortnite," and "Call of Duty," and is extremely skilled in both of these games. Upon being told to "touch grass" due to his "sweatiness" in these games," Jaeden starts aggressively shaouting racial slurs at the top of his lungs. His diet is strictly pizza. Due to these habits, this bizarre creature cannot mate. However, it reproduces through a process called "gooning," a state of intense sexual pleasure.
by JR King December 11, 2024
by Howdypartner69 December 21, 2017
jaeden is the most sweetest yet most draining person in the world at first when you guys start talking he’s the most caring lovable loyal person you’ll ever meet but couple months pass and he’s the most dick head person ever he manipulates you uses you and victimizes himself so you can give him money but then leaves you for some ugly ass bitch DONT trust a jaeden there like sour patches there sweet then sour
by 😂😂😂😂😂😂😗😜😚🤪🤪💕💕🤍🤍🤍🤍 September 10, 2022
Has a gigantic wompus weiner, is very rough and brollick, flustfilled racist, knows how to bring it around town.
by Joshypair May 03, 2023
Why the hell does Jaeden get everything.
by MustardDingus January 31, 2021
He's a bad ass mofo, who is a fob and is good at everything. Always looking for people to scab off and like black women.
by Connor Jonnnn May 28, 2019
Jaeden is amazing and cool and superior and swag and pretty and deserves the world and is the best person ever
by Veda is swag lol August 20, 2021