T.J. Lane

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t.j. lane takes it in the ass.

by erthiccharris November 25, 2016

G.l.a.j

Abbreviated way to say "Go lick a Jew"

*Playing Modern Warfare 2"
You: "You killed me! G.L.A.J!"
Other person: "What?"

by J.J. Raymundo July 22, 2010

T.J. Lane

Thomas "T.J." Lane. A perfect example of the abominations American society has been producing lately. The 17-year-old perpetrator of Chardon High School shooting in Ohio that left 3 students dead. He became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a T-shirt that had the word "killer" scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims' families "This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you". He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.

Basically he's one fucked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he's the shizzle until he's thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a fuck doll for the rest of his sorry life. He also has a sister who's actually quite hot and will most likely be angry fucked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty-ass little fuck.

Andy: Hey did you see the sentencing of that high school shooter from Ohio?
John: Yeah, what a fucked-up kid. Little shit doesn't know what's in store for him.
Andy: He'll probably be wearing a T-shirt that says "Bubba's Little Bitch" in jail

T.J. Lane: Y'all don't know me! I shot 3 kids dead in high school and I flipped off their families!
Bubba: I don't give a fuck ye little runt. Now bend over and take my STD-ridden dirty cock like a good laddy. Yee who's your daddy?
T.J: *whimpering as he gets anally violated*

by Taco Taco, Burrito, Taco June 13, 2013

lachlan j so

A guy who has no right and no say. His jumpshot is also broke. Ethan Su is 100 times better than him at basketball he could cook him any day of the week. He also gets dunked on by daniel hayes the goat.

Ethan: Your trash
Lachlan J So: I know

by turbs206 June 8, 2017

larry j

Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.

Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.

by Riverrat March 27, 2015

Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

O.J. law

The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.

We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.

by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007