Irish Drop

n. an amount of alcohol, described as a "drop" in order to downplay the volume consumed. In many traditional Irish drinking songs, the narrator refers to only a "drop" of liquor, yet it always seems enough to lead to wacky misadventures.

"took a drop of the pure to keep me heart from sinking/ that's the Paddy's cure whenever he's up for drinking"
- "The Rocky Road to Dublin"

"Did you see Bill last night? He was so wasted. He told me he only had an Irish Drop"

"to help him on with his work every day he had a drop of the craythur every morn"
- "Finnegan's Wake"

by bitofrandito September 16, 2010

Irish Darts

When a woman spreads her cheeks and invites multiple strong men to launch midgets face-first into her asshole, usually resulting in intense bruising, and extreme anal pleasure. Note: Not fun to be the midget in this sexual act.

Chloe: Hey Danny and John, wanna have a game of Irish Darts? I'll be the dart board!

Danny: Ok, but we'll need a midget...

Kristen: I'm game!

(John launches Kristen towards the asshole of Chloe, smothering her in a blood/fecal matter combination)

by tdnizzle111 July 17, 2011

Irish dayquil

Code name for Balack and Tans
See also Irish Nyquil

Kevin's ass got suspended for hitin' the Irish Dayquil int he parking lot a little too often.

by the skanky cuizon October 17, 2006

Irish discussion

To settle somthing the irish way in a fight

Why dont we settle this with a little irish discussion

by Kahan & keniy D October 10, 2012

Irish deepthroat

Inserting ones junk into a trach stoma. Generally the only way a person of Irish descent can achieve this feat.

Young Shamus was proud to watch the young lass gagging, albeit was only achieved in an Irish deepthroat.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 April 20, 2019

Irish Double Feature

At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.

I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Double Feature, so I stayed in the theater to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

by T. Johnny West December 9, 2008

Irish Disaster

A man who talks a big game but is truly a light weight. The typical irish disaster enjoys sitting in his own vomit, loving George Bush, and hooking up with any girl he can get within a ten foot radius.

Girl: Pat is such an irish disaster.
Boy: I know, didn't he hook up with that easy friend of yours at a party right after he vomited?
Girl: Yes, that was him. I told my friend to go to the doctor to see if she got some of his special suprises.

by stunnashades May 28, 2008