Involuntary Rap

When a mentally unstable man unexpectedly yells vulgar rap lyrics at you. Usually located on or near a college campus.

Jennifer: I really liked that movie!
Liz: Yeah it was-
Scary Man: "I LIKE A FREAKY BITCH, KNOWS HOW TO SUCK MY DICK, GIVES ME INSANE BRAIN AND THEN SHE SWALLOWS IT."
Jennifer: What the fuck just happened?
Liz: Involuntary Rap.

by CatsDontDance February 18, 2011

Involuntary "Love You"

When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.

Example of Involuntary "Love You"...

Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"

Boss: "uh..."

**BIG uncomfortable silence**

by Wilma Lang May 13, 2009

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Involuntaris Version

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Version - is by far the most serious rendering the carrier almost totally insane. Main symptoms are involuntary body movements and uncontrollable verbage. These always include socially inappropriate words and phrases - coprolalia-moonanis.

" I went to Hungary in July and still had the horn at Christmas" -
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"

by Corva December 15, 2004

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

to throw up

which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?

blah that sucks ass big time

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"

by sidewinder69 July 24, 2007

involuntary sperm recipient

one who receives unwanted skeet

David Aceveda

by dc_deez April 8, 2004

Involuntary 'or'

The tendency of some people to add an 'or' onto the end of their statements or questions. What's meant to come after the 'or' is up to the person being addressed

Eric: You coming out tonight or?
Mark: Or what?
Eric: Sorry, involuntary 'or' again

by snarkknight97 June 4, 2011

Involuntary Yoga

The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.

Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance she’s walking without assistance today!

by buddhiistboy May 9, 2020