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inverted horseshoe kick

another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.
by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009
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Invertebrella

A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.
Lynda enters the house soaked...

Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?

Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.

Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?

Lynda: What?
by m_piet September 2, 2009
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Invertebrate Troll

(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.
It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.
by Funmunke August 19, 2013
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Inverted dickle

The polar opposite to getting a male erection . The penis crawls in on itself to hide . The penis moved into a position polar opposite to erect .
Samantha rubbed against me . She is so ugly and repulsive , I got a inverted dickle
by Bigchubby July 7, 2021
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inverted bracelets

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>
by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021
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Double Inverted Stranger

A combination of The Stranger and The Inverted Stranger, where a person numbs their penis through a method of their choice while sitting on their hand until it is also numb. They then proceed to masturbate, which simulates the act of watching someone else jack off.
Sometimes when I am horny and all my bros are too busy to come over, I just give myself a Double Inverted Stranger instead.
by Almightytom July 6, 2022
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invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.
Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.
by David March 6, 2004
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