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eyelid inventory

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning
After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.
by Hard Living Heather February 4, 2010
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Mothers of Invention

A rock band of the mid-to-late 1960s. The best known member was Frank Zappa. The band made six albums and did three tours, but was not economically successful, which led to such musical gems as "No Commercial Potential".

As musicians, however, the band was very successful and influenced much of late-'60s American rock. Among their better-known songs were "Brain Police", "suzy creamcheese", and "Kansas".
"Mothers" were too cool for America; hell, they were too cool for earth.
by zappafan July 11, 2004
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Inventitive

An alternative pronunciation and spelling of the word inventive. Coined by Link.
See "Epic Rap Battle" by Rhett and Link
I pack a snorkel' 'cause I'm clever and so inventitive.

It's inventive. Inventitive isn't a word.

Yeah, I just inventi-ted it. You just got served!
by Dr. Pepper Cherry September 13, 2010
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inventurous

An adventurous inventer.

An inventor wanabee that loves new inventions and their uses. Makes all sorts of stuff, tools and jury rigs. The person may have never invented anything useful to the public, but wont stop trying.
We need something that cannot be found on the market. Is anyone here feeling inventurous today.
by Mr P Bklyn February 25, 2010
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Inverse Pyramid

A person with a notably large (ripped) upper body. The stomach area is the tip of the pyramid and the shoulders are the base.
Im not in my best shape, I used to be an Inverse pyramid.
by itsjustme007 July 18, 2010
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Invermere

Honestly is just some shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Most people here are either sorted as a hick, skid, hockey kid, gamer, player, nerd or classic puck slut. No gender is safe, 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, have 10 notches and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either 1. Live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or 2. Fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. If your gonna party here, be ready to have some lg’s steak ur drinks and end up crying for no reason while the 20bombs walk around looking for insecure girls to wheel, fuck and chuck. Never hit a breeze before? Well get ready to have them thrown at ur face. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for.
Girl : hey, what’s the nearest shit hole I can go to to fuck some innocent nice guy?

Answer : invermere, it’s a good place to fuck people up
by F*ckingRightsPal:) December 4, 2018
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invent a holiday

"hey, this movie looks like it's gonna be totally lame. Wanna invent a holiday beforehand?"
by Alexrb December 12, 2006
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