introllect

In-troll-ect: A clever cousin of the ubiquitious internet "troll". They, however, differ in content distribution. The typical troll wants to cause disruption; an introllect will cause disruption while simultaneously making intelligible arguments that conjure up validity which, in turn, makes the original person(s)n accusing of said trolling change his views on the topic, overall. The introllect is crafty and quick witted and WILL always have an opposing view to your own view. His main objective is to change the perception of which you've become fixated on.

Person 1: This guy on the internet just said that the iPhone "was" the best smartphone, but he is making a compelling argument and I think I'm agreeing with him. I have no idea why.

Person 2: Hey, you just came in contact with one of them INTROLLECTS, don't stare at his words, bro!

Person 1: I don't want my iPhone anymore...

Person 2: Dammit, I told you!!!

by Ducati Lou January 21, 2013

Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010

introvert

A person who is, relatively, self-sufficient and has a few close friends. As opposed to extroverts who are needy and have no friends but dozens of acquaintances.

As an introvert, John was comfortable holing up for several days working on his term papers.

by diplod December 7, 2010

Introvert

Somebody who usually prefers to be alone rather than with other people. Introverts "recharge" by chilling by themselves, whereas extroverts "recharge" by being with other people. There can be outgoing introverts, but all introverts get tired after a lot of social time.

If you're an extrovert with an introvert friend, make sure to let them have time by themselves. Don't pressure them to hang out with you if they don't want to. Remember, it's not an insult to you that they don't want to hang out. They're just easily tired by social situations.

Introverts usually prefer to spend time by themselves.

by twyetuovniwu July 2, 2020

capsaicin intolerance

being a pussy. can't handle spice.

"I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerance."
"So... you're a pussy?"

by yagadooga December 23, 2020

introextrovert

Someone who is partially introverted and partially extroverted. Known to be social and also antisocial at times, depending on mood.

She's an introextrovert. Last night she partied with us but tonight she's playing Halo 3 by herself in her dorm. Maybe she'll come out again tonight?

by hannahlg October 25, 2007

introvert

A person who prefers solitude over company. Even though these people don't like society a lot, they can be one of the most interesting characters in a person's life. They are mysterious, self-sufficient which means they don't need anyone so it is a very rare case when an introvert will not need but want someone because they want that person in their life. Introverts also love to talk about subjects they're strong in and caring for other people's feelings but hate small talk. They are the quiet people in a party that they have been most probably dragged into so don't be afraid to give them a smile once in a while because who knows if that person can be your one true person who understands you

Extrovert: Why don't you like talking that much?
Introvert: You wouldn't get it. (epic meme lol)

by Triangle Jerry Memelord November 16, 2019