Irritable Project Syndrome

Irritable Project Syndrome (IPS)

Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.

"Angel, I don't know how to tell you this, but I believe you suffer from Irritable Project Syndrome. But you don't have to suffer alone. "

by DanGarPrius October 21, 2016

Incapable

Not being capable, unable to do something correctly

Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid

by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018

Incestable

A child of incest especially with obvious mental depletions

James is a product of incest with obvious retardation so he’s an incestable

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 19, 2021

IBS (irritable Biden syndrome)

IBS or irritable Biden syndrome affects the carrier with a complete lack of bowel control. Folks literally can’t stop sh@tting themselves over the fact that Joe Biden is president.

“Let’s go Brandon”

“Dude, I think you’ve got IBS (Irritable Biden syndrome)

by kacz December 25, 2021

Inevitable

A person who collects all the five infinity stones is Inevitable.

Thanos: I am Inevitable.
Tony Stark: I am Iron Man.

by Simcykeh January 8, 2020

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.

player #1: your turn.
player #2: dude, I can't even make a word, I have too many vowels.
player #1: swap some tiles, then.
player #2: no, it's ok. I will just make this two letter word and get a crappy point score.
player #1: sounds like you are suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

by scrabble girl April 28, 2010

Irritable Bowel Howl

A low pitched howling noise someone with IBS makes when they are feeling some kind of discomfort, often emotional. It can also be used to accentuate a sentence with little to no effect. The noise can be be best described as the sound that a dinosaur would make when hit by a train.

1: Zack: Joe, you're retarded.
Joe: HNNNNNGGGGGGGG

2: Mark: Man, I'm awesome at this HHNNNNGGGGG.
Jack: Nice Irritable Bowel Howl, there.

by srj1224 February 3, 2010