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brown eyed agony

"...and the only part I remember from that shitty movie was when Dolly said, 'Ever since I've met you, it's been nothin' but brown eyed agony!'"
by Twat Waffle May 2, 2005
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I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
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Agony troll

Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.

Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Today Twitter is filled with agony trolls.
by Kettlebell 78 August 13, 2018
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scott agony

When the pain is unbearable, but you still vote for Trump.
The scott agony of this decision is fake killing me.
by pgomez1 February 13, 2018
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Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
by Yankster October 20, 2008
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Agony

extreme pain, extreme physical or mental suffering
She crashed to the ground in agony.

Their last agony
by Ryanisnotstraight September 20, 2021
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Agonis

Agonis is the one pretty boy but he will be so angry for anything.He is kind,athletic and him favorite game is football.He is friendly and cuteeee❤️
by Prettyyyyyy October 10, 2021
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