After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007
Get the Impossible Firehose mug.Can you say ridiculous? Well, when you finally decide that being awesome just isn't enough, you go Beyond the Impossible.
Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.
Of fucking course.
Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.
Of fucking course.
by A Terrible Driver August 14, 2009
Get the Beyond the Impossible mug.whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.
lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007
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Get the impossible girl mug.a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.
Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4
Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4
Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.
by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007
Get the the impossible quiz mug.He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.
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