by Vern Swanson February 05, 2014
Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!
by ChristmaSupdog December 26, 2009
The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.
by Steagles February 13, 2006
Immaculate Heart is becoming one of the best high schools in the city even though SOME (mean) girls from more expensive schools (you know who I'm talking about) continue to criticize. Those girls are just repeating the mantras of their social striving-climbing parents who are insecure about who they are.
More and more super smart, nice girls from good families are choosing this school.
They are getting into top colleges and graduating at the top of their classes. (Last year: Williams--top student=Immaculate Heart grad).
They will be the leaders of tomorrow because they don't assume they are better than everyone else.
More and more super smart, nice girls from good families are choosing this school.
They are getting into top colleges and graduating at the top of their classes. (Last year: Williams--top student=Immaculate Heart grad).
They will be the leaders of tomorrow because they don't assume they are better than everyone else.
Hey, did you hear about the girls who got into Harvard, Yale, Fordham, Stanford, Berkeley...?
Did they go to Marlborough or Archer?
Neither! Immaculate Heart!
Did they go to Marlborough or Archer?
Neither! Immaculate Heart!
by Skatinkate August 18, 2009
John: Damn, Luca has that immaculate rizz!
Daniel: Yeah, he was able to rizz up that girl in less than a day.
Daniel: Yeah, he was able to rizz up that girl in less than a day.
by Energy_Blox April 30, 2023
The perfection of rizzing up the opposite or preferred gender,also known as being able to seduce the opposite or preferred gender without much effort.
Bro look at jaquavion he only been talking to her for 12 mins and he already sliding.. he got some Immaculate Rizz
by Bleumamba September 16, 2022
A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.
So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!
by Brett 327 April 08, 2011