hairy iguana

a man with massive amounts of pubic hair, so much so that all you can see is the head of his penis.

My sister walked in my room when i was wanking and said "Oh my god look at his hairy iguana!"

by The Roflcopter Man March 17, 2005

iguana

A term given to someone's large dick, penis, or cock

The Malhammer has a huge iguana.

by Jeff Fring March 20, 2008

iguana show

when a man takes out the insides of an iguana and uses the dead inside-less iguana as a condum and uses it in anal sex.

jim: i want to do something exciting
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is

by Brandon Cook December 9, 2008

iguana fam

A squad where you and a partner (male) hold each other's balls simultaneously while staring into each other's eyes.

Hey Bro wanna be apart of iguana fam? YEAH of course I love gay shit!

by JAH6969 December 5, 2017

Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018

iguana.simp

some dumb mf on Instagram that says random shit and is weird

dude 1: ayo check this super cool and amazing memepage. he's really funny and hot

dude 2: oh yeah that's iguana.simp

by IguanaMan September 4, 2021

magic iguana

magic iguana - A word used as slang for marijuana, it often refers to very strong weed, example "dude, this here is the magic iguana" it can also be used as code when those pesky popo show up, example "dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"

origin ~ Pensby, UK

"dude, this here is the magic iguana"
"dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
"dude wheres all the magic iguana""dude you got any magic iguana?"
"man i love magic iguana"

by El_smoker March 2, 2014