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iToddler

Someone with a decent job in a first world country able to afford Apple devices and so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.

This term is often used on sites like 4chan by poor people to roast Apple users who are too busy having sex to care.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo
An iToddler I know btfo himself when he smashed his itoy when it fell out his pocket while he performed complex neurosurgery for $500 an hour. And not only that he's now wasting money on a newer version!
by Based Chad April 5, 2020
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iTwods

This is a term for two people sharing ear buds, like conjoined twins, so that they can listen to the same iPod or other mp3 listening device. It is a little pejorative in that "twod" has a pronunciation that is closer to "twat" than "two". It can refer to douche-bags who are blocking your way because they are doing this. It can also refer to two people doing this in a sweet and "cutesie" manner, as when couples do it.
I wish these iTwods would get the fuck out of my way. This hall is too narrow for this shit.

Aren't those iTwods by the front window cute?
by Dbrh Mac November 16, 2013
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Because it takes too fucking long to get " I told you so " out fast enough to rub in some people's faces
Woman: well that didnt work very well....
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iwtgdiml

Tell Dancy I said Iwtgdiml
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iwtdbistiww

It means I want to die but im scared that it wont work
f: iwtdbistiww
U: Talk to me, whats wrong.
by anonomous07983 November 3, 2020
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iwtdbidwmfaftbs

I want to die but I don't want my family and friends to be sad.

This will be mostly used in text and rarely used when someone is speaking.
(In text)
Person 1:hey, iwtdbidwmfaftbs. Can you help?
Person 2:please don't! I am always here.
by _mmb.._ December 18, 2020
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