French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

inquisitive paw

(verb) When a dog (usually a smaller breed), lifts one of its font paws and tilts its head in a questioning or inquiring manner.

When my dog Olive saw the goings on that was occurring on the bed, she gave me the inquisitive paw.

by Scooter89 May 12, 2017

Sprainish Inquisition

When you never expected to sprain your ankle during a walk.

Me: Ouch!

Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!

Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.

by Krizonaux August 29, 2019

Dump Inquisition

1. (Noun)
A dump so icredible that it becomes a historical controversy, and causes a group of people to burn a young girl at the stake

1. "They killed the girl down my street because of the fucking dump inquisition I had the other day."

by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006

Colombian inquisition

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.

The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.

by Dump truck November 29, 2016

Spanish Inquisition

As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.

No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by Monni Clever August 19, 2008

Spanish Inquisition

A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.

" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"

by ManCHiLds February 6, 2012