*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>You Is Not Included<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Is Not Included<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Is Not Included<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

something fun that includes 2 people

it's a way to say sex in a more not straight to the point way, as the person sometimes doesn't know what it is, and is confused.

Person 1: Now that we are together, let's do something fun that includes 2 people...
Person 2: Duelo maestro?
Person 1: HECK YEAH LET'S GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LEVEL!!!11!1111!111111!!!!!!!!11!111qQQQqeweaq

by pytschratchon November 5, 2023