Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry 

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

There's still cake in the fridge 

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

There's still cake in the fridge by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge 

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

Putting his dick in the fridge by $kweex December 4, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge 

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

Putting his dick in the fridge by $kweex December 4, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge 

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

Putting his dick in the fridge by $kweex December 4, 2020

There's watermelon in the fridge. 

There's watermelon in the fridge. Definition; fuck off; go fuck yourself. A great phrase to throw of your opponent in any game making them think about things like ..."wtf does that even mean?"

I said "There's watermelon in the fridge." he had no idea what I meant but we won the game!

There's watermelon in the fridge. by madam buckmastahpata May 6, 2022

flesh fridge in the kitchen 

An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...

Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.

John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh fridge in the kitchen...

flesh fridge in the kitchen by alsonotmykoandsyd January 6, 2021