by PeteStump April 23, 2007
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Comes from the fact that Ice cream looks like ass cheeks when you first open it.
Comes from the fact that Ice cream looks like ass cheeks when you first open it.
by SmithJacks September 16, 2020
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mobile icecream salesman that hibernates during winter, though has some confused awakenings off-peak. a tacky chime breaks the eery silence that seems to preceed his visit. more adults than kids run to the van seeking a 99 and a gumball, or any kind of icecream with a chocolate flake, sprinkles, and red or green syrup.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
by davetwocombs May 14, 2007
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by Flaming Snowman June 20, 2006
Get the The Icecream Sundae mug.The IceCream also known as Conner.E or nicknamed Connoisseur (from the company brand)
Connoisseur is not small as being an IceCream, in fact he's like 9 foot 7 and has to kneel in the shower
He can sometimes have a short temper meaning he gets angry real quick and becomes really hot-headed and thus the IceCream melts.
He likes to be a boldy when he goes to the hairdressers he asked for 0.224 sized cut so he looks like an Egghead
He likes to attempt backflips whenever possible knowing he will fail them but he likes this because he gets to wear a moon boot which he thinks is "Very Stylish"
He is the God of IceCreams
He likes to bully people who are under 1 foot in height, people such as the Ant also know as Luke.D, he will yeet them into the locker until his heart is content.
Connoisseur is not small as being an IceCream, in fact he's like 9 foot 7 and has to kneel in the shower
He can sometimes have a short temper meaning he gets angry real quick and becomes really hot-headed and thus the IceCream melts.
He likes to be a boldy when he goes to the hairdressers he asked for 0.224 sized cut so he looks like an Egghead
He likes to attempt backflips whenever possible knowing he will fail them but he likes this because he gets to wear a moon boot which he thinks is "Very Stylish"
He is the God of IceCreams
He likes to bully people who are under 1 foot in height, people such as the Ant also know as Luke.D, he will yeet them into the locker until his heart is content.
by Daniel K? August 15, 2019
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you go soft
not the best behavioural pattern in a relationship, destructive to say the least,
but for now
it is what it is
you go soft
not the best behavioural pattern in a relationship, destructive to say the least,
but for now
it is what it is
"bitch, you whorin around at 4pm inna mall? givin away ya number like its free icecream. Scott saw ya talking to the shop assistant, you was lookin like you up fo some shit. fuck off ya dirty hoe. get outta my life befoe i break ya neck"
"honey, i was looking for your birthday present! i aint lookin out fo no shit. baby don't listen to no barkers. they aint know shit about you or me!?"
"honey, i was looking for your birthday present! i aint lookin out fo no shit. baby don't listen to no barkers. they aint know shit about you or me!?"
by Krkič May 23, 2019
Get the icecream mug.Not Ice Cream. ICECREAM. 2 very different things. Ice Cream is a delicious frozen concoction that is enjoyed on a hot sunny day. This ICECREAM is a swear word.
ICECREAM - What you say when you want to swear, but you are too polite so you decide to make up your own word and pretend it means the same thing.
ICECREAM - What you say when you want to swear, but you are too polite so you decide to make up your own word and pretend it means the same thing.
by Jarydo June 19, 2016
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