I-kid

An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.

John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.

by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

i love kids

it describes how i feel when i am around kids/j

"i go to the park because i love kids :D"

by Daniel Nicolas Gomez December 15, 2023

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

by na01 December 11, 2022

But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!

A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2024