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i think i just shit myself hard 

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

I think my leg is broken 

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.
Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

I Think I Saw This In A Horror Movie 

A phrase used to describe an area where you would imagine an axe murderer living. Can also reference Brooklyn.
Joe: *drives onto a stretch of deserted highway surrounded by forest.

Ashley: I think i saw this in a horror movie.

I think I just leaked out of my ass 

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.
Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

honk if you think i should kill myself 

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0
Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me 

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me