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hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it 

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.
Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

got a few inches on you and i’m taller

The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them
Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller

I got your six

Basically means "I've got your back." Comes from the old pilot system in which directions correspond to hours on the clock, where 12 o'clock is forward and 6 o'clock is behind. Thus anyone behind you is "at your six."
Watch out, dude. There's a creep comin' up behind you but I got your six.
I got your six by aithros October 11, 2005

I got your six

another way of saying "I've got you covered" or "I'm backing you up".

letting someone know that you'll be around to help out or protect them in any way you can.
"they don't know that this is a sting op and a major heat score is about to go down so you gotta keep your cool. don't worry G, we got your six."
I got your six by bonzai April 6, 2005