Homererotic

Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.

Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.

Maud: Mmmmm, donut.

by poetcetera November 12, 2010

blind homer

to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom

Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.

by Jacko Hater January 14, 2009

Surf Homer

Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.

Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!

Me: You are such Surf Homers!

by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014

Bunting A Homer

It is generally know as a sexual act that only happens in a gas station in Cleveland, it involves a tiger, 3 bowls of pudding, a german gas mask, and 411.385 plastic dildos.

yo Henri "danger" Bergeron was totally bunting a homer with that chick last week.

by James franchesco III October 23, 2011

Inside the park homerun

The act of taking a shit inside of a urinal

“Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”

by Hotelgaymario March 5, 2021

Homerism

In sportcasting, having a bias toward your hometown team or toward the team for which you play/used to play.

The local newspapers practice homerism, predicting that the hometown teams will win and complaining about the refs when the local teams lose.

by wsws August 23, 2009

Huber Hanglider

To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.

Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006