by xhgj hn[;iouhk April 24, 2011
When Teenage Dream came on I wanted to jump out of my seat, but because I was driving I had to settle for the hand hula.
by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010
When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
by Smoovy December 06, 2018
you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish
by Ted Plumb January 12, 2012
by hootie6351 September 25, 2008
When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.
Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.
by Marco Pollo October 01, 2014
A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)
Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.
The Game:
If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)
If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)
Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.
The Game:
If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)
If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)
Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'
<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>
Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>
Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
by Rammer January 09, 2006