hysterical laughter

To come face to face with an epiphany moment that results in an instantaneous burst of uncontrollable laughter for a prolonged period of time.

I suppressed the thought of being pregnant while getting through final exams followed by a trip to the pharmacy. As soon as I saw the result of my pregnancy test I broke out into hysterical laughter.

by MAM803 May 3, 2016

haystack

The city of Hayward, California. It is known as the "heart" of the bay. The city was founded by a man named William Hayward, who came to California to seek his fortune in the California Gold Rush (Began in 1848, I believe). He bought some forty acres from some Rancher, and in a few years sprouted into a town. Was at one point misspelled into "Haywood". Haystack is a slang term when reffering to this city.

Person A: I live in tha Haystack
Person B: Um...?
Person A: Hayward
Person B: Where is that?

by yay paleontology April 14, 2006

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.

Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.

by Killtankbts November 8, 2012

Dinosaur in a Haystack

1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".

2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".

1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.

(They lay in the middle of the floor)

Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.

2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?

Hipster 2: No.

by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009

Zune Hysteria

A condition that affects Zune users when their devices won't work properly or they cannot use the Zune service to download songs. Diagnosed by a whiny message or hollow threat on the Zune message board.

Zune hysteria mostly appears on the Zune Boards :
"Dudes, I can't download any music right now from the Zune website! I want a refund of points or I'm going to go buy an Ipod!!"

by Scott31 January 3, 2009

hysterical literature

A series of videos where women read an extract from a book , while being jerked off by a vibrator underneath the table. After the women has an orgasm, She looks into the camera and tells you her name and the book she was reading/just read.

That girl started moaning as she read the book. I then realised she was having an orgasm. That's Hysterical Literature for you.

by KSSLad August 6, 2018

Hysteria Savant Syndrome

A disease from Hidan No Aria, Hysteria Mode (Hysteria Savant Syndrome or HSS) is a trait which causes the bodies of those carrying it to activate 30 times more neural transmitters than the average person, which makes the function of his central nervous system, namely the cerebrum, cerebellum, and spinal cord, accelerate dramatically when he is sexually excited.
As a result, in Hysteria Mode, logical thinking, judgment and reflexes all rise exponentially. Users enter a temporary super mode, like a transformation. It is seen in the novel that Hysteria Mode also permits the user to develop a sixth sense.

"Collin has a lolita complex, so when he sees a little girl in danger, his Hysteria Savant Syndrome activates

by KeoticRambo November 14, 2012