50s housewife

A domestic goddess who shares alot of stereotypical, outdated, characteristics of women in the 1950s, such as:

.Wearing pearls while baking
.Acts extremely naive when it comes to sex.
.Very cheery, pretends to be happy.
.Treats her husband like a king, literally.
.Needs to looks her absolute best while working her ass off.
.Prepares dinner an hour early before he husband comes home from work.
.Lets her hubby do all the talking for her.
.Bright, sunny, insanely clean house.
.Sexually repressed.
.Wears demure, feminine clothes.
.Fantasies about other men, such as a next door neighbor, her son's best friend or a celeb.
.Never speaks her mind.
.On her free time, sometimes goes shopping or to the beauty salon.

"Shes dedicating her life as a homemarker?"
"What is she trying to a 50s housewife?"

50s housewife by AJV14 January 9, 2008

desperate housewives

On a perfect day, in a perfect neighbourhood, in a perfect house, a seemingly perfect, Mary Alice Young killed herself. Mary Alice had five neigbours, five good-looking women who's lives aren't that perfect either. There's clumsy Susan, Martha Stewart from Stepford- Bree, model Gabrielle, mother of four Lynette and predatory divorcee Edie Britt.
It's not Sex and the City, it's not Friends, BUT ITS THE BEST DRAMA/COMEDY EVER!!!

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

REX: You're dating my wife, call me Rex!

EDIE: What the hell kind of street do we live on?

BREE: Rex cries after he **********!

desperate housewives by DanielTV June 3, 2005

housewife 

A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.

I have no life...I am a housewife.

housewife by Ara April 11, 2005

Crappy Housewife 

What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.

Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!

Crappy Housewife by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011

Feminist Housewife 

A person who submits to traditional 1950s roles while also maintaining a sense of new age woman's liberation.

Lucy stepped into the role of a Feminist Housewife when she made banal lettuce sandwiches for her husband and son in the dinning room while her and her daughter ate homemade mac and cheese in the kitchen.

Feminist Housewife by SquareTableKnight November 28, 2021

horsewife 

when you piss your pants at the same time some one else from a different gender

''hey look they're horsewifes
''insert laugh''

horsewife by door licker December 9, 2020

housewife hooker 

A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.

Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.

housewife hooker by blix99 May 13, 2005